Chris CheliosCurrently with the Detroit Red Wings (but a Blackhawk forever).
Purchased at a card shop in Chicago on May 4, 2007.
If you are one of the three people who might read my blog, you're probably thinking by now "Enough with the Chelios, already!"
I had Friday, May 4 off, as I had to get an MRI on my knee (I hurt my knee running--that's right,
running--in a 5 kilometer charity run. And boy, did it hurt...I wonder if this is what Bobby Orr felt like?)
Anyway, on my way home from the doctor, I decided to stop into my local card shop and get some card pages...and low and behold, here's this "beauty", on sale for $11.99.
I say "beauty" because that frame is awful. Well, OK, that's a bit harsh....but all of my framed items are in simple black frames. Not a fan of the whole "wood grain" thing.
Another thing making this item tacky is the fact that it has to tell us, front and center, that it is indeed an original autograph. As we can see here....

In case the little engraved name placard that says "Original Autograph CHRIS CHELIOS" is not good enough for you, then you may have also noticed the not-too-subtle gold seal in the lower right corner. It's shiny--so it's hard to read in the photo--but it says "Walt Disney World Co. Guaranteed Authentic".
So now, you're probably thinking, "OK, this must be a real autograph, because it says both 'original autograph' AND 'guaranteed authentic'." And both of those make for convincing arguments. But not as convincing as what's on the
back of the frame...

Wow! I'm sure whatever grandparent that originally bought this for their grandson was convinced--beyond a reasonable doubt--that this was in fact, a genuine, true, guaranteed, original, authentic, genuine--oh wait, I already said genuine--real autograph!
All kidding aside, the frame sucks, but this was worth my $12.